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Emblems

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Bush and Pope

Understanding Software Projects

The Advertising Graveyard

Rune's Barf Bag Collection

Level Of Expertise

First Aid

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

Mixing Beer with Viagra

Empowerment

Faeries Aire and Death Waltz

Bart On Google

The Corporation is back.

Animal Descriptive Terms

A4 PDF

How To Catch Script Kiddies

Trudeau On Evolution